The funniest 25 ‘Twits’ you must follow right now

One woman. You might try expanding your horizons. Or at the very least who you follow on twitter.

I agree A, why don’t you suggest us a few funny girls to follow?

nice tips. thx! waiting for the new post!

Because girls aren’t funny…

Comedian Joe Praino is @fixyourlife…he just started twittering like last week, but he’s hilarious. Check him out.

I agree… kind of lame to not to include more women.

How about: anamariecox, hoosiergirl, amandapalmer, SarahKSilverman, VaginaDrum,

And how can you not include: rainnwilson, formerlyCwalken, FakeDemetri , hotdogsladies, PFTompkins, alexblagg, steveagee, ChristFinnegan, Russell Brand-rustyrockets

Thank you! I would now go on this blog every day!

I spent like a minute trying to clean the smudges off my computer screen before realizing that it’s just your fucking background…

God, I should stop smoking pot in the morning….

jannarden is funny and has some funny one liners for sure!

got to follow bsenfy. Funniest tweeter I know.

sarah silverman is stupid. why do people find her funny?

mmitchelldaviss and fakechucknorris fill my life with hilarity. find and follow, people.

Seth_Rogen is 100% certifiably FAKE! Real Seth Rogen was interviewed at a premiere saying he does not use Twitter or any other social networking site. Besides, real Seth Rogen tweets would be WAAAY funnier. But damn, there are over 80,000 following (fake) Seth_Rogen. That’s amazing.

ANNyong7 cracks me up!

hey im following this twitter.com/seancon is his link and guy needs 2 be on this list! oh yea! twitter.com/hexmurda is also a very great follow!

You’ve got to follow @Mark_Braunstein cracks me up!

I was really hoping this list wouldn’t be all celebrities, but I guess it was kind of silly for me to think it would actually be a list of funny “everyday” people.

Here’s my list:
@redneckmommy
@avitable
@missbritt
@sarcastica
@Faiqa
@VegasWalkinDude (If you’re a fan of “The Stand,” this is an unofficial RP account. Whomever is playing Flagg is doing a great job of it)

Not only do these people have a great sense of humor, but they will also actually talk to you, as opposed to most so-called celebs on Twitter. (I’m not knocking celebs, really, but I do believe that they should interact with people other than each other. Most of them have acquired this “I’m above you” kind of thinking, and it’s not classy at all.)

I love meeting new people and talking, so feel free to tweet me or tweet me your favorite funny people @elizabethbarone (Warning: I’m not really funny.)

It is important to Stop Smoking today!

@pophangover is jillian madison of pophangover and foodnetworkhumor. a much needed female for this male dominated list.

add sulsinslough to the list.

“I’ve just stepped on a rather large snail and now have survivors guilt”

@Ryan_Gosling has funny tweets! His Twitter Bio says: “Hey girl, I’m Ryan Gosling, and I respect you as a female.”
I thinks that’s pretty funny!

I am a high school teacher. By far the most feckless, gibbering, nonsensical excuse for a student I ever had apparently now spends his or her (damned if I can remember which) no doubt ample spare time besmudging the otherwise spotless landscape of twitter via the following:

@lonesomeaviary

this one has them all beat… he has a half million followers… http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

best person to follow karadi0n

shitmydad says is pretty funny I guess, but one of my friends found this poor guy who just posts the funnist, most pathetic shit about his life. idk if it’s a joke or not, but I think it’s pretty damn funny to read. can’t see how she found him, he’s practically unheard of.

@crig

If you like dirty humor you should follow this one. The guy definitely makes fun of every sexual thing you could think of.

twitter.com/vh1mrboston

@jordanrubin
@r3nz0

these are easily the funniest…SERIOUSLY

Just happened on @fakeapstylebook. Great fun for writers.

“Avoid describing military drones as “unmanned,” as evidence suggests that tiny pilots actually fly them.
3:37 PM”

Another one that’s usually really funny is http://twitter.com/insultoftheday

It’s just all funny insults, nothing else.

A guy who is also very funny but unknown is @JustinBaney . He’s more into the slight shock value type tweets and he sometimes goes a little too racy, too sacrilege, and/or too sexual; however which great comedians don’t go too far sometimes? I’m just kinda amazed how he can put a joke in 140 characters without having to add a link to make the joke complete.

@shitmydadsays

Easily the funniest twitter going around. You’ll be wetting yourself by the time you get through all his tweets.

Another funny dude @shitatwit. Check him out.

follow me,
@sarah_adkins

Just made a twitter account and I’m hoping to make it on a funny people list soon. Check me out. I need followers! I’m currently at one.

I forgot to say what my twitter name is. Still so inexperienced at being awesome…
crisselinsteele

I love these: http://twitter.com/collegehipster and http://twitter.com/whitegrlproblem

Surprised @TrainedHedonist isn’t on this list http://twitter.com/TrainedHedonist

I like @dead_ted – looks like it’s just started but is funny.

The only man who has never told a lie to his wife
is a bachelor….:):):)